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crispito

The most delicious thing in the world! It is basically one of the greatest foods in the world!
I tried the crispito at school, and it was awesome!
by Snowy Hybrid January 8, 2018
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Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021
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american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021
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Luka Crispino

Luka Crispino is so horny it’s unbelievable
by YoBml October 10, 2019
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Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010
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