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criscofarr 

(kris'•ko•farr) Verb meaning to masturbate using one's own tears as lube.
I haven't seen Tommy since his girl left him. You have any idea where he could be?

I'm sure he's hiding somewhere just thinking about her and criscofarring.
criscofarr by Member 248791 November 18, 2016
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crisconacht 

Colloquial name given the U.S. Capitol break-in on January 6, 2021. The word references the 1938 Kristallnacht (German for "Night of Broken Glass") when Nazi paramiltary forces engaged in the destruction of roughly 7,000 Jewish-owned businesses throughout Germany. Crisco is the name of a U.S. brand of cooking shortening, often used to reference either the low-class or the rotundness of a person.
See Also: Beer Gut Putsch, Short Bus Putsch, Gravy SEALS, Koup Klutz Klan, Y'All Qaeda, Cosplaytriots, Q Cucks Klan, Boysheviks
"Crisconacht did not go as planned..." - Twitter user @Buzzvert
crisconacht by MitchieMouse January 9, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026