Cringe Duck Man 

A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.

I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.

Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.

Cringe Duck Man by Untheoreticaly September 19, 2021

Cringe Duck Man 

A person that gets a rising trouser snake over someone pouring granulated table sugar on a picture of Drake the Rapper's "Certified Lover Boy" album cover.

Bruh why is he such a Cringe Duck Man all of the time? He gains nothing fron it.

Yeah man, a Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General, not pog right?

Cringe Duck Man by Untheoreticaly September 20, 2021

The Duck Man of Cringe 

An ancient being that dwells within a deep cavern filled with granulated sugar. The walls of its lair are plastered with glazed pictures of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by the Canadian rapper Drake.

Aye, I'd rather not go down that path if I were you. My sister's friend's cousin saw the Duck Man of Cringe roamin those parts a few days ago.

Oh yeah, Dave was a good man indeed. But he let his greed get the best of him and tried to theive the sugar from the cave of The Duck Man of Cringe, which he ultimately failed in doing so.

The Duck Man of Cringe by Untheoreticaly September 20, 2021