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stupids and evils and also balls real
oh no more Crimid teenagers the're Crimoids
Crimoid by Oliboi134 August 27, 2023
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not swag cringe and also balls
that is a crimid teenager
Crimid by Oliboi134 August 22, 2023
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A delectable and festive holiday beverage with origins dating back to 18th century Philadelphia. It can be served warm or chilled and has variations both nonalcoholic and with spirit.
Tom: “My step peppers brewed up a warm pot of crimidy.”
Pat: “Christmas ain’t over til I’m krunk off the crim.”
Crimidy by ETizzy December 14, 2020

crimidad 

Used as part of the phrase "crimidad and crimbago". Cf. the nation "Trinidad and Tobago".

An alternative to the word "crimitees".
"Blimey, I just heard the Queen's hat got blown up!"

"Crimidad and crimbago!"
crimidad by Boris von Genkel July 20, 2006
A small shell fish thats anus is right next to its mouth

Also used to describe somebody who talks shit and knows it.
But somehow strangley they cant seem to help themselves.
You Fucking Crinoid!
Crinoid by EvilClown December 28, 2005
A blunt that is rolled with some mids and the mix with chronic
Are we going to smoke that crimid
Crimid by Drizzt the ranger August 22, 2015
A delectable and festive holiday beverage with origins dating back to 18th century Philadelphia. It can be served warm or chilled and has variations both nonalcoholic and with spirit.
Brother 1: “Step peppers brewed up a warm pot of crimidy.”
Brother 2: “Christmas ain’t over til I’m crunk of the crim.”
Crimidy by ETizzy December 14, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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