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criminalistic 

people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.
criminalistic by saddgirl August 7, 2009
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Criminalistic 

When someone steals you hair straighteners (specifically your sister). It is an adjective.
That was so criminalistic of you, that was so very criminalistic i will have to check for criminalistic damage.
Criminalistic by Thepengemmy May 16, 2021

Criminalistic 

Someone who is really shady. Most likely does drugs and has no problem with hurting someone and getting in trouble with the law.
Stacy- Bro what do you think Ava’s gonna do about Justin cheating?

Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
Criminalistic by Bluerose88 December 5, 2020

Criminalistic Rape 

So , Criminalistic rape is basically both legal and illeagal rape
let me explain this complex subject u fucking dunce,

Lets Say u are doing the sex acting with woman, but she asks to pull out , and u do it , since u pulled out , its not rape anymore but also at the same time it was still rape for those few seconds u didn't pull out because of your reaction speed and time , so it's still rape and not rape at the same time
BRO DID U HEAR ABOUT CRIMINALISTIC RAPE ?!?!?

criministic 

When you lie about an action to protected your skills.
Marco is criministic.
criministic by MGJoeyg17 August 29, 2021

Criminaliticians 

Criminaliticians who act in a criminal manner.
1: relating to, involving, or being a crime of a criminal political organization
2: performing a criminal action like excepting political bribes.
3: guilty of the crime they are accusing other political opponents of also or befitting as a criminal politician
4: disgraceful untrust worthy lying politician
Booker and some of the Democratic criminaliticians who voted against the amendment were among the top recipients of money from the pharmaceutical industry
Criminaliticians by MiniMan2013 January 14, 2017

criminalistics 

I work in the field of criminalistics
criminalistics by Athiest Pope June 18, 2006
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