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Cricketeers 

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime
Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.
Cricketeers by Silky_13 May 31, 2024
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Cricketeria 

CRICKETERIA: One's inability to sleep due to a bastard cricket chirping its ass off at all hours of the night sending the would be sleeper into hysteria.
My head is throbbing and I can barely keep my eyes open after suffering through a fucking case of Cricketeria last night. When I find that asshole I'm going to smash it to smithereens.
Cricketeria by Hbdd8 June 12, 2013

Cricketers double 

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time
Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double
Cricketers double by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017

Mardi Gras Cricketer

A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.
The way he plays is like a Mardi Gras Cricketer. Like a South Perth Mardi Gras.

cricketer 

someone who habitually rubs at/tugs at their genitalia through the trousers in the manner of a fast bowler polishing their ball
dude i don't care how uncomfortable you are, stop tugging that thing about, you're not a cricketer!
cricketer by pete w February 29, 2004

Cricketeer

An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.
The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.
Cricketeer by Mr. Panda's Rim December 19, 2011

cricketeer

Yo cricketeer what is goin on
cricketeer by cricketeer VI June 13, 2003
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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