Cricketness 

The time in the cartoons when it 's all quiet and you hear a cricket in the backround so all you have to do is say "Cricketness" when theres that okward silence

(everything gets all quiet) "Cricketness" (everyone laughs) (maybe)

Cricketness by Yates January 15, 2004

Cricketers double 

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time

Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double

Cricketers double by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017

optimal chickeness 

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.

The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.

optimal chickeness by Miss Zombie March 14, 2011

Crackerness 

When a white person gets a person of another race to do a job that the white person does not want to do.

"I see that Tom committed another randon act of crackerness when he asked Jamal to take out the trash." crackerly

Crackerness by FlyGuyfourthree June 19, 2015

cricketers 

usually a bunch of crazed and misguided adolescent teenagers who know not of the meaning "respect"

fucking cricketers at it again

cricketers by worthless October 18, 2003

crackednessocity 

The amount by which a fissure or crack is authentic. Coined following the need to express the inauthenticity of the artificial crack installed in the Tate Modern art gallery in London, UK.

That crack is obviously man-made. It has a low level of crackednessocity.

crackednessocity by Pete O'Seal November 14, 2007

cricketers tan 

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

cricketers tan by CricBadger July 28, 2016