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Referring to teenagers.
Sometimes I wonfer what creepagers are thinking! But then I recall how: "I was once a creepager myself!"....Oh well, nevermind.
creepager by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

Creepfart 

Someone who is so awful, they have surpassed douche bag status.

A social network that is banal and insincere.
That creepfart called me incompetent during the staff meeting. I will be filing a formal complaint with human resources.

Nah, I canceled my Twitter account. That thing is a creepfart in my face all the time creepfarting stuff that I don't give a shit about.
Creepfart by mrs.therealseales November 15, 2010

Creepage Distance 

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"

Corsage Creepage 

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.
Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"
Corsage Creepage by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005

creepbag 

A person similar to a douchebag, except creepy as fuck aka a creepbag or creep bag.
Stop looking at me like a creepbag.
creepbag by ambiguousd February 21, 2007

Major creepage 

When someone does something that takes creepy to another level or says something totally off the wall.
Blue- Do you think this book is good for someone in surgery

Red- yea its ok why whos in surgery
Blue- My girl
Red- Oh what hospital
Blue- I dont know i will find out
Red- I think that i'll go stop by say hi and give her some flowers do you think that she'll like that
Blue- Yea but thats "Major Creepage"
Major creepage by Poonkin October 19, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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