Creep Line

The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.

Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep

"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"

Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!

Creep Line by Teapotz September 29, 2012

Red Line Creep

A South Florida Band With Style One Of The Best; Everyone Walks A Red Line What Side Are You On?; A Family Of 6 (Including Manager); An Unbreakable Bond Between Friends.

The Band Red Line Creep Is Freaking Amazing.

Red Line Creep by Mayor Lara June 11, 2006

L.O.C. (Line of Creep) 

The imaginary line between the creeper and the creepee. Often said when it is blocked by a wall, a car, or more so often a friend.

(creeper staring at a girl)
(friend walks between him and the girl)
John : What up bob?
bob : Move your in my L.O.C. (Line of Creep)!

L.O.C. (Line of Creep) by dumbbar August 26, 2011

Linear Progress Creep 

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

Linear Progress Creep by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

Standard Creepiness Rule 

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

Standard Creepiness Rule by languagefan July 9, 2011

creepiness ratio 

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

creepiness ratio by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

Creepliment 

Anytime someone less than desirable pays you a compliment that is either unwelcome or completely out of place or character. Often followed by a stare of disgust or awkward silence and usually reserved for women. Often occurs at work or bars.

Can you believe Steve from accounting? He just said how my dress shows off my best features. He can keep his creepliments to himself

Hey Jenny, that guy at the end of the bar just gave me the worst creepliment. He said my eyes remind him of his mother.

Creepliment by Mr. Mensa August 27, 2008