Creats 

Often used in conjunction ith the term "Plumbers Crack" or "Grand Peeping Canyon". It refers to the degree of inter-buttock definition visible above the trouser line of an individual.

"Man, do you see the amount of creats on that guy over there... thats one hell of a Plumbers Crack."
"No bro, that's more of a Grand Peeping Canyon"

Hey dude, you have some creats showing there, care to pull your pants up?

Creats by Blah_Blah_Blah_Blink_Blah December 18, 2013

Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm 

Also known as "Creative Reach Algrorithmic Paradigm", or "CRAP", it is the process of an artist progressively moving further away from their artwork. The concept was coined by Australian YouTuber Draw With Jazza

"I started using the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm strategy to imorove my art skills, and it's really working."
"In order to successfully achieve the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm, one should use a pole with a sharpie on the end of it"
"The CRAP is crap"

Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm by PKK War Drone July 5, 2019

non-creation 

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham

Evolution = Non-creation

non-creation by ThomasX February 13, 2014

half-creative 

Having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them.

I am so creative but I'd call myself half-creative.

half-creative by mykoala January 13, 2017

creatalytical

the ability to determine a unique answer, idea or solution by the means of processing information utilizing a combination of analysis and creativity

She used so much creatalytical thinking in her innovative and efficient architecture for the new multi-purpose arts district, that she was recognized by her peers with the annual best design award.

creatalytical by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020

Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007