Creamy Bear 

a communist bear only found on really snowy days. You cannot say his name in vain, or you will get a red dot on your head and die slowly without realizing it. This is the only definition to exist, because creamy bear has eliminated all others who know about him.

“watch out its creamy bear!”

Creamy Bear by scaredforourlife February 19, 2019

creambeard 

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

creambeard by Rufas April 13, 2008

creambeard 

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

creambeard by Rufas April 12, 2008

Beard Cream 

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

Beard Cream by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011

Bearded ice cream 

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

Bearded ice cream by 23356765 December 16, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008