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creampie cuddles 

When you creampie your significant other and lay there cuddling them with your dick still inside them
I miss my baby so much, I wonder if she wants some creampie cuddles when we meet up.
creampie cuddles by Tard rangler November 9, 2018

creampie cravings 

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!
Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!
creampie cravings by Quist787 August 28, 2021

Creampie cleaner

A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.
I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.
Creampie cleaner by Scalphunter63 October 14, 2017

Creampie Cheese 

Fremented jizz clumps that have been in a chick overnight because the bitch was too lazy to get out of bed and clean her snatch.
Sally had a hard time digging out the Creampie Cheese the morning after a came in her. Later on, Sally ended up getting an aboption.
Creampie Cheese by gmunneeluv April 16, 2010

creampie city 

When one male or more ejaculates into a women's pussy, mouth and asshole leaving her filled with creampie.
Situation#1

Guy: "Heyy girl, come reach me and my bros, we can't wait to give you a creampie city".

Girl: "Wow! I'll be right over!"

Situation#2

Guy1: "Did you hear? Joey and his crew fucked Tim's mom last night".

Guy2: "Yea! Must have been a creampie city!"
creampie city by Ash380 December 27, 2017

Creampie Christening 

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.

Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
Creampie Christening by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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