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Cream Cracker 

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"
Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?
Cream Cracker by EmoBallerina February 21, 2011

Cream cracker 

Fuck head
Cream cracker by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Cream Cracker 

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
Cream Cracker by standyburnham December 13, 2022

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker 

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.
Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker 

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.
"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

cracker cream 

sunblock - used by white people and others to prevent sunburn
that girl put on her cracker cream to keep from getting burned
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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