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cream on your face
Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face
cream on your face by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008
Cream on a Cracker
A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
Cream on a Cracker by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011
cream on the crop
Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
cream on the crop by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017
Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside
It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.
He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside by jdub09 July 11, 2009
cream on a bagel
a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
cream on a bagel by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009
cream on top
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
cream on top by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.