Cream Cheesus
A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019
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