"I'm a Cream Boy"
by kalaphantom March 29, 2022
A boy who has an unhealthy obsession with cream, in all forms. May even declare his love for cream on trains, to strangers because this passion is so deep he feels compelled to share it with those surrounding him.
"Hey did you see *ben* last night, he was completely covered in whipped cream!"
"Yeah! he was being real cream boy, wouldn't even stop doing his cream dance!"
"Yeah! he was being real cream boy, wouldn't even stop doing his cream dance!"
by justalittlefish February 04, 2010
by Lorayrayy July 24, 2017
Closeted homosexual who looks up to, runs errands for and generally does anything necessary for his older slightly more accomplished gay lover.
While you were away I heard your little ice cream boy fucked everything up. Tell that little bitch to get off his knees and fix it!
by What suppose September 20, 2016
A man, but not just any man. He is the man. The man this is him. He is know to be extremely smart, almost to the point of being beyond the human mind. He is also debatably the best looking man around, depending on his company, and can make the women's panties drop. In fact, when Cream Boy Delight enters the room, girl's panties get wetter than a towel in a thunderstorm. There are few people who can compare to CBD, and the ones that can are usually dead, this is due to the pure power behind his ability to "drop the Dong." He is a man of science, love, magic, and hate. No one understands him, because he can't even understand himself.
Girl A) OMG! Is that Cream Boy Delight...
Girl B) My panties are so wet, I think I might have sex with him right here!
Girl C) He is the Best Man Ever, that has ever or will ever, exist.
Girl B) My panties are so wet, I think I might have sex with him right here!
Girl C) He is the Best Man Ever, that has ever or will ever, exist.
by Vanilla Taco February 12, 2014
by TB1 November 13, 2005
"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
by Alt_Mega May 19, 2022