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aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

Crazy Carl

When you insert 1 finger and your tongue in the womens vagina at the same time.
Dude im doing the Crazy Carl.
Crazy Carl by mr. andersonnnnnn January 31, 2010

crazy carl

playing football in jeans, boots, and chains...
"Is this kid serious with the chains and the boots?"... "of course hes crazy carl.."
crazy carl by Carl fan January 22, 2005

Crazy Carly 

A type of girl who is basically a physco and hates her life, and her ex-boyfriend is most likely in prison.
Wow did you see that girl who threw a rock at that baby, she was definitly crazy carly
Crazy Carly by Taters Violation September 29, 2012

Crazy carpet 

When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....
Maxie's crazy carpet ride was a hit down the slopes.
Crazy carpet by Batgirl714 February 17, 2017

Crazy Carrie 

You’re crazy typical backyard neighbor, she’s loud, idiotic, and seems drunk 24/7.
Mom: Hey sweetie, is that the Crazy Carrie?
You: Yeah.
Mom: Lock the windows and make sure the dog doesn’t come out.
Crazy Carrie by DreamTrapist April 20, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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