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crazy ass bitch 

When you try to have a casual conversation with a woman, and she threatens to phone the cops on you for harassment.
"I tried talking to Birgit about helping her daughter and that crazy ass bitch phoned the cops on me with her cell phone at the community center."
crazy ass bitch by ThisIsMe01xoxo December 12, 2012

crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt 

It means you stupid crazy and ugly
He is a crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.
My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.

going crazy ass bitch on his ass 

ver/crazy ass bitch.en
als lilly of iemand anders echt boos is gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn /haar´s ass
going crazy ass bitch on his ass
hij had dat ni moeten zeggen nu gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn ass

crazy ass stalker bitch 

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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