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Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009
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Crazy Monkey Sex

BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.

lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.
I want it.

(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)

LOLOLOLOL

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex 

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

Crazy animal monkey sex 

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.
Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess
Crazy animal monkey sex by Jemberly December 26, 2011

crazy monkey handle sex 

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.
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