Crayon Poo
No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010
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poo crayon
poo crayon by progun December 9, 2008
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poo crayon
A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.
poo crayon by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005
Poo Crayon
A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.
Poo Crayon by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009
poop crayon
A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.
poop crayon by no thanks October 9, 2003
Poop Crayon
Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
Poop Crayon by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017
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