Crapprehension
Crapprehension by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009
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clapprehension
The hesitation between the end of a performance and audience applause. Clapprehension is caused when people are afraid of premature eclapulation. Extreme clapprehension can result in long, awkward pauses.
Band member: "What was with the awkward silence after we finished playing?"
Friend: "All the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension."
"I'd rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher."
Friend: "All the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension."
"I'd rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher."
clapprehension by Christy Clark May 16, 2013
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)