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Crapprehension

Sitting on the toilet for way too long, waiting to crap.
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by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009
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Craprehension

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.
Your craprehension is amazing.
by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020
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clapprehension

The hesitation between the end of a performance and audience applause. Clapprehension is caused when people are afraid of premature eclapulation. Extreme clapprehension can result in long, awkward pauses.
Band member: "What was with the awkward silence after we finished playing?"
Friend: "All the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension."

"I'd rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher."
by Christy Clark May 16, 2013
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