Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017

Creepertunity

The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex

I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.

by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012

Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

crapportunity

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.

by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Clapportunity

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

by Degrees June 10, 2018