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Any app that aggressively slams you with unstoppable ads or demands you give it access to all of your personal info. Any rude, data mining, dysfunctional app.
Downloaded this app. Tapped open and immediately slammed with ads forcing me away from app. Or immediately forcing me to agree to its demands to access all of my personal info. Uninstalled. That was an agressive CrapApp. I don't do rude apps.
CrapApp by WHO watches Docs April 29, 2023

Crabapple 

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.
Crabapple by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

reverse crabapple 

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck
"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"
reverse crabapple by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).
Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!
CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu
damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously