when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

crap ass by greg September 30, 2003

crap ass

slang used in a derogatory manner referring to a person, place, or thing.

"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"

crap ass by BetsyD December 27, 2005

crap ass

to say something sucks

"that's crap ass!"

crap ass by Jay April 18, 2003

Crap-Ass

A word used hen something totally sucks and things arent going the way you planned.

Uhhhhh this is so crap-ass I've been stuck on this stupid ride for an hours

Crap-Ass by HedCandy December 25, 2007

crap ass nannie

An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good

Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie

crap ass nannie by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

Crap ass sorry rat bastard by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026