Crap Weasels! 

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.

Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!

Crap Weasels! by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006

crap weasel 

Used in TV sitcom, Friends, as Ross describes Paolo.

Ross: "Do you know the word crap weasel?"
Paolo ~ Shakes head ~
Ross : "You.., are a crap weasel"

crap weasel by Milzo May 22, 2006

Crap Weasel 

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.

J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

Crap Weasel by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003

crap weasel 

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

crap weasel by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Crapweasel

Previously unknown person who sneaks in and takes the girl/guy who has recently become available and that you've wanted for years; typically about ten seconds before you're about to make your move.

Who's that crapweasel and why is she making out with him?

Crapweasel by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

crapweasel

Rant and rave about the power you have but then can't do anything with it. Blames everyone around him for shoertcomings.

Harry Reid, you are such a crapweasel!

crapweasel by Andy2 December 15, 2007

crapweasel

1. One who skillfully cheats, usually a board games.

2. One who challenges novices to games he has mastered, and beats them, showing no mercy.

Why did you make play that game with you?

I knew I'd win.

YOU CRAPWEASEL!

crapweasel by supercubedude October 21, 2004