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A pathetic guy (with a big dick)
I stopped talking to him because he was a Crani, but I didn't stop fucking him (of course).
Crani by Jimmy Jimmereeno February 20, 2003
Words you can keep
A really hot cool guy
Damn that nig is definetly a crani
Crani by Nick Stoudemire February 16, 2003

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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