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Crampsack

No definition needed, everybody knows someone who is a crampsack...douchebag, idiot etc.

Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.
Wow, I can't believe Jimmy shit himself when he passed out drunk...what a crampsack!

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Gard Deletetsky
Zack Adams
Sid Doyle
by Gard Deletetsky November 16, 2007
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Campsick

The opposite of homesick (or home-lonely; medically, you're not actually ill). Intense longing to be back at summer camp. Afflicted persons may show a variety of symptoms, including melancholy, reminiscence, and attempts to incorporate camp culture, routine, and lingo into "real world" life.

The only known cure for campsickness is to send the afflicted person back to camp. Otherwise, be patient with them. Try to distract them without making them feel as though you don't care about how they feel. Listen to their camp stories, even though you've likely heard them more times than you care to. If possible, try to incorporate their favourite camp customs into the "real world". Encourage contact with other "camp people", because they will share experiences and alleviate the feeling of being alone.
After working full-time at summer camp, many counselors missed it so much they became campsick. Most of their friends at school and work did not understand, and aggravated the feeling.
by Verdauga March 22, 2010
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crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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Crumpacker

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.
Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.
by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011
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crapshack

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.
This crapshack is infested with rats.
by yehaw May 27, 2003
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clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
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craptackular

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.
This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.
by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004
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