Crampee

When you get a boner at a bad/uncomfortable time.

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”
“Shut the hell up!”

by eggheadsteve April 26, 2023

deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021

Creampeeper

Taken from the word 'Meatpeeper'; is a name given to a black guy that has no girlfriend and hates on any interracial relationship simply because he is not in one. You can easily spot one if he is the only black guy in a group of white people.

Man Kanye West is a creampeeper for the way he was hating on Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian.

by BurtFerguson December 4, 2012

champeen

The way David Stern pronounces champion

"...there can only be one, one winner of tonight's game, one winner of the NBA finals, and one 2013 NBA champeen: The back to back Miami Heat champeens!"

by thewoolymammoth March 1, 2014

deineth cramplel dance

when someone undergoes "deineth cramplel" It is implied you must do an intricate dance. this dance requires 5 people, a butt-plug, a bomb, nipple peircings, and a rope. all 5 people must first undergo deineth cramplel. Next everyone attached ropes to each persons nipple peircings. Then they all wear buttplugs. Then they all play musical chairs. Each person that loses has to shit on their butt plug

person 1: i just had deineth cramplel
person 2: same
person 1 & 2: you know what that means
person 1 & 2: *calling to other people*
person 1: WE NEED TO DO THE DEINETH CRAMPLEL DANCE

by mr krungle November 27, 2021

Crample

The unfortunate moment when your anus cramps while playing good ol' rugby with your mates.

Matt: Duude, I got a bad case of Crample last game, can you fill in for me?
Robert: Sure man, hopefully I don't get Crample too.

by NigNogTheBeaner June 16, 2018

cramper

a cramper is someone who just basicly sucks to be around and at the same time ignorantly thinks they are so cool to hang out with, no one ever knows how they got there or who invited them but no one ever tells them strait up to hit the road

is the cramper over there?
yeah
fuck it. call me later..

by deadcat June 10, 2003