craigsexual

when you’re attracted to craigs

person a: what’s your sexuality
person b: i’m craigsexual

by oailibir March 13, 2022

Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Caisexual

Caisexual is a sexuality for when you are attracted to a cai.

I'm caisexual

What's that?

I'm attracted to cai

by digitalbendy April 13, 2021

crabsexual

To have a sexual and/or romantic attraction to crabs.

At my crabsexual orgies we go to the aquarium and fuck all of the crabs in the tide pools.

by AGAGAGAGGAGA July 1, 2022

cransexual

cransexual (cran-sex-uaol)

cransexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to cranberries

EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.

EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.

by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew September 9, 2022

craftsexual

An individual who is so caught up in their craft(s) that they have no time and/or money to pursue relationships.

Dennis- Mike where have you been? I have not seen you in weeks. Mike- I'm sorry, I have been working on a lot of stuff recently. Dennis- You have become a craftsexual haven't you? Mike- ...

by War Hammer May 4, 2014