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Craig Morgan 

Craig Morgan (Greer) is a multi-platinum country recording artist from Dickson, Tennesee, which is West of Nashville.

Ten year Army Veteran with Airbone and JumpMaster certifications, and memeber of the 101st and 82nd Airborne Division (101st Screamin' Eagles), and father of five.

The most epic blonde I know, and will always have your back. He is a great brother according to his sibling, Joeseph Greer, whom I have met and talked with.

Craig Morgan is an inspiration to all who listen, and should be more well known than he is. :)

(Also, Voted Hottest Blonde Country Artist 2011, and Hottest Male Country Performer in the 40s age range division 2011)

Some well known songs include "Almost Home", "That's What I Love About Sunday", "Redneck Yacht Club", "International Harvester", "Tough", "Love Remembers", "Bonfire", "God Must Really Love Me" "Little Bit of Life", "Still A Little Chicken Left On That Bone" and his current Number One Hit "This Ole Boy".

He is patriotic, talented, sexy and all over amazing!
(And those blue eyes are to DIE for)
Person 1: "Who is this Craig Morgan guy?"

Person 2: "Only the most epic, sexy, talented, blonde man in the country music business! He is an inspiration to all who listen and who got me into writing music! His voice is like that of a Tennessee Angel, and he's not the redneck people make him out to be! He's patriotic! He's proud! He's an amazing man!"

Example 2: Every boy in their right mind who wants to go into the music business envies this Craig Morgan for his talents and his looks.

Example 3: All the females swoon at Craig's concerts, hoping that they will be chosen to go on stage...

Example 4: Women can't help but get lost in the saphirres he calls his eyes, and men with brown eyes or eyes of a lesser blue invy his irises.
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craig morgan'd 

getting hammered, drunk, pissed, until you become an absolute state and all your friends make fun of you afterwards.
dude: "dude, you got completely craig morgan'd last night!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"
craig morgan'd by squarehead94 January 6, 2012

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026