Cracky-Snacky

When you forget to wipe, let it crust, and dig the crap chunks out of your ass crack and proceed to consume all of it with zero hesitation.

Hey, do you want some of my cracky-snacky? I have some left from when I took a dump earlier.

Cracky-Snacky by Word III March 11, 2025

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

Cracky Snack by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

Crack-snack 

A snack that is kept in the crack, in case of emergencies. Resembles a churro that is thicker with a veiny texture.

Hey dude I already ate my Crack-snack, can I have yours?

Crack-snack by Crack-snack Industries ™️ June 2, 2020

crack snacker 

Lesbian. A female who snacks on the crack of another female.

"Ellen and Anne are a couple of crack snackers."

crack snacker by thedogsbollocks June 20, 2005

crack snacker 

Someone into licking ass, rimming and generall eating out another's ass-hole.

I had no idea he was such a dedicated crack snaker, but he can do it for hours and hours.

crack snacker by cololobo July 5, 2005

ohio crack snack 

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.

Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.

ohio crack snack by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007

crack snacker 

A crack snacker is Somebody who breaks in your house, eats up ALL your snacks, and on the way out steals your crack.

That crack snacker ate my cracker jacks and stole my crack. He better not come back.

crack snacker by mean midget massive attack February 5, 2015