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The London borough formerly known as Hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical Hoodlamic terrorists
Shall we go to Jamal's house? Nah man allow trotting through Crackney
Crackney by Aidan Brooks June 26, 2005
Words you can keep
when someone has acne in their bumcrack.
person 1: ah did you see hannah sweetman last night?
person 2: yeah she has some mad crackne styll
crackne by fatgeeza12 October 3, 2020
Acne on or around your ass crack.
Damn, I would totally stick my weenis in that girls yoni, but she has to much crackny!
crackny by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

chackney 

Dude Morgan Simmons has a bad case of chachney!!!

Ya i know it is so disgusting her chackney it makes me sick.

That Morgan that cunt, her chankney is like her face and body; ugly as hell!
chackney by Queen BFH June 23, 2008
Acne in one's butt crack, or ass in general. see BACKNE, RACKNE
Wash your greasy booty, or you're gonna get crackne.
crackne by kungfoolio October 29, 2003
Acne of one’s crack. Crackne often appears along the edges of an individual’s butt-crack, usually appearing red and irritated. Crackne can be temporary or permanent. Permanent crackne can be treated with laser removal techniques, similar to treatments used on face acne.
Man, you really gotta take care of your crackne there, Ethan.”

“Doc said I’ve got a bad case of them crackne, Ma.”

“I just sat down and popped some crackne!”
Crackne by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Cracknell 

A disease contracted by youths which turns them into highly mischevious pranksters.
Poor kid. . . He's got Cracknell's
Cracknell by Joe D July 2, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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