A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.
Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.
My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!
My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!
by spedgodfather April 30, 2020
Get the Crackhead Mother mug.A mother that put low effort into improving her acts she may not give a Fu*K about everything. Crackhead moms will compulsively lie to loved ones to get her daily dopamine fix. She may say she will improve her life but after some days she will go back to her normal crackhead ways. In a nutshell.
by Ok thanks for nothing July 13, 2020
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So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 25, 2004
Get the Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked mug.A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"
This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.
by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005
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Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004
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