Cracka Wacka

A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.

Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?

Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.

Cracka Wacka by geederd December 12, 2021

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wacked out cracka

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.

"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."

wacked out cracka by Rubberneck needs 2 getalife May 13, 2003

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wacked out cracka

A white person that's totally wack and not at all gangsta, although he tries desperately.

Man you must be one wacked out cracka hangin out in Compton wearing a Crips hat, a Bloods shirt, and an "East Coast 4 Life" chain. You gonna get shot more than 50 Cent, 2pac, and Biggie combined, you stupid honkey.

wacked out cracka by Nick D March 11, 2003

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wacked out cracka

a stupid rich white man who wants to be black, he buys the clothes and the dang blang hang thang, and thinks he is a gangster, but any black kid could kick his brite ass.

wacked out cracka by mish mish man June 22, 2003