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Crack hole 

A crack whore's vagina, mouth, ass hole, or any other oriface big enough to fit a cock.
Trevon was bragging to all of his homies about how amazing Shanqueesha's crack hole was, until he found out the bitch gave him herpes.
Crack hole by TayDizzle January 7, 2009

crack hole 

The small hole in the plastic lid of disposable coffee cups that you burn your self through by taking that first sip of your morning peppermint-mocha crack.
I stopped by starfucks and couldn't tell how hot it was through the crack hole and burnt the shit out of my cunninglingus machine !
crack hole by grindingbassline December 3, 2004

crack hole 

when a crack head cant afford a house
damn is that the new crack hole
crack hole by 711 crack den July 26, 2021

Crack Hole 

The space between two lounging apparatuses.
Help! I’m stuck in the crack hole between my bed and my wall!

Crack-hole Special 

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
Crack-hole Special by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Clack Hole 

A slang word that homosexuals use to talk about their anus, usually regarding the shoving of an object of it.
"ArchAnusMike Shoved the large Purple Dildo up his clack Hole."
Clack Hole by M.K.D August 23, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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