Crack Pack

When you put crack cocaine in a pudding cup and feed it to children.

Tom: Whoa, Billy sure is acting strange today!
Sam: Yeah, I gave him a crack pack for snacktime.

by chippofftheoldblock February 18, 2017

Crack Pack

A gay false imitation of abdominal muscles, usually caused by malnutrition or heavy drug use. Predominantly seen in crack addicts and trailer trash.

'That guy is so reem with his six pack'
'Bitch please, that's a crack pack.'

by PuuPuuPlater December 7, 2013

crack pack

A backpack/bag/duffel/etc. which contains emergency clothing and hygenics, in the event one cannot go home before going to work/school/see the GF/parents etc. after unexpectedly being up all night partying/doing drugs/banging the mistress/etc.

Matt: Yo man, you gotta work in an hour and we been here blowing llello all night. Won't yo ho know you been up all night when yo go home to change?

Pat: Na, I got it all here in my crack pack.

by djkevinz February 16, 2008

Crack pack

Loud crack pack straight from el trapos block

Valued customer: “hello young chap”
El trapo: “wys g you need that shit Yh mans got a loud crack pack just in has your name on it bro”
Valued customer: “cheers mate there’s £300 keep the change don’t tell czinoo I bought this off you”
El trapo: “sn g man wont that paigon”

by Z2tapped#1FAN October 6, 2021

crack pack rap

rapping with slurred speach. Like you have a few bags of crack in your mouth.

DJ,"Why does Rich the Factor rap like that, i can hardly understand him?"

Walt,"Man thats that 'crack pack rap' Didn't you know thats the new thing?"

by kcnick89 May 15, 2010

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021