Crack Wank 

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

Crack Wank by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Crank Wank 

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

Crank Wank by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008

crank the wank 

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

crank the wank by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009

Wank Crank 

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

Wank Crank by so's your face October 16, 2008

wank the crank 

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Wank and Crank by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

crank wanker 

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

crank wanker by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008