Crack Wank
Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
Crack Wank by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011
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Crank Wank
1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.
Crank Wank by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008
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crank the wank
Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.
To masturbate.
To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
crank the wank by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009
Wank Crank
Wank Crank by so's your face October 16, 2008
wank the crank
Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)
A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.
wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019
Wank and Crank
Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Wank and Crank by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022
crank wanker
A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."
"He's a real jack-off."
crank wanker by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008
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