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The son of Parkzer, valiant warrior and member of Onlyfangs, live for about half an hour

Crabzer is here, my hero!

Crabzer by CrabzerFan1.5 July 23, 2025

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craber

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

craber by Craber101 March 18, 2005

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Craber

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

Craber by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

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Crubzer

Crubzer means visible, present, incapable of going unnoticed. It is someone or something which, once we have come into contact with them or it, gradually occupies our every thought, until we can think of nothing else. This can be considered a state of madness.

He looks like a crubzer of my life

Crubzer by Tensaiji May 28, 2021

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Crabberman

(n.) A man or woman who fishes for crabs.

Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.

I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...

Crabberman by Alexdadoof August 6, 2006

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Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

Noah Craber'd by rexandmax December 10, 2011

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Crazer

A crazy driver. One who weaves in and out of traffic on the freeway with out signaling and cutting off drivers, who drives significantly higher than the speed limit, like 60 on city streets or 120 on the highway with a 65 limit, who drives in a way that is a risk to other drivers and would or has driven in the emergency lane (for broken down cars).

Holy SHIT! Another goddamn' crazer just cut me off again!

Crazer by David Richter July 30, 2006

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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