Crabzer

The son of Parkzer, valiant warrior and member of Onlyfangs, live for about half an hour

Crabzer is here, my hero!

by CrabzerFan1.5 July 23, 2025

craber

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Craber

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

Crubzer

Crubzer means visible, present, incapable of going unnoticed. It is someone or something which, once we have come into contact with them or it, gradually occupies our every thought, until we can think of nothing else. This can be considered a state of madness.

He looks like a crubzer of my life

by Tensaiji May 28, 2021

Crabberman

(n.) A man or woman who fishes for crabs.

Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.

I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...

by Alexdadoof August 6, 2006

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

Crazer

A crazy driver. One who weaves in and out of traffic on the freeway with out signaling and cutting off drivers, who drives significantly higher than the speed limit, like 60 on city streets or 120 on the highway with a 65 limit, who drives in a way that is a risk to other drivers and would or has driven in the emergency lane (for broken down cars).

Holy SHIT! Another goddamn' crazer just cut me off again!

by David Richter July 30, 2006