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Crab Rangoon 

A sexual maneuver where cream cheese is inserted into the vagina to be eaten out by her partner.
Nikki did the crab rangoon last night with jefferson
Crab Rangoon by FunkMasterJ January 2, 2021
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crab rangoon 

A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..
I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..
crab rangoon by sparkalicous February 25, 2008

Crab rangoon 

I don't care what anybody says I am not eating that crab rangoon
Crab rangoon by Red Bain May 19, 2019

crab rangoon 

I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.
crab rangoon by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004

Crab Rangoon 

When an unhygienic man transmits pubic lice to a sexual partner by cumming inside them.
Turns out last night was a regrettable crab rangoon: I let a train-yard vagrant ejaculate inside me and now I contracted pubic lice!
Crab Rangoon by CawGobblinPriest February 25, 2021

crab rangoon (the food) 

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.
David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

Crab Rangoon Frenchee 

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
Crab Rangoon Frenchee by Zendaia February 1, 2024
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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