by John Barry November 20, 2004
Get the Crab Farm mug.A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.
Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.
by Cameron P March 13, 2004
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