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Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010
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Craay • cray cray • craxy • cray • crayfish • craydar • craying • Craybies • Craycist • craan

Craymitzvahog 

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.
Craymitzvahog by Katehog May 23, 2012

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
Word of the Day on April 23, 2007

cray cray fo shay shay 

When something is just too darn crazy, you say it is just "cray cray fo shay shay"
Can you believe she didn't take advantage of free breakfast at work? She is cray cray fo shay shay!

Craycist 

Being craycist is being discriminant to certain crayon colors.
Yo, hems, YOUR SO CRAYCIST to white crayons.
Craycist by Hi&He June 15, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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