Cowtowning, cowtowing

It is the improper spelling / word for Kowtowing, which means to touch the forehead to the ground while kneeling, as an act of worship, reverence, apology, etc., especially in former Chinese custom. AKA: to kiss someone's ass or to be submissive.

Her boyfriend is a jerk. They broke up because he cheated, but she's already back cowtowning, cowtowing to him trying to get him to take her back.

Cowtowning, cowtowing by SuPuta September 14, 2011

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cowtowing

The art of kissing one's ass!

Discovered by Claudia while researching for her Masters.

"When the government announced plans to break up the state monopoly, the minister involved was accused of cowtowing to Micheal O'Leary."

cowtowing by Chris Calise June 13, 2005

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Cowtowning, cowtowing • cowtowing • Cottoning • cowcowking

cowcowking

A term to say when a low level play one shots a hard boss

NO FUCKING WAY HE COWCOWKINGED MALANIA

cowcowking by Kingerweiner July 2, 2023

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Cottoning

The act of ricing a Japanese car, but done by black people.

Hey man, you see that thugged out RX-8? Who puts port holes, DUB rims, and candy paint on a Mazda? They need to stop cottoning nice cars and go back to their donks.

Cottoning by SupraIV December 31, 2011

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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