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Coward's Ratio 

When a status (especially on Twitter) has significantly more likes than it does retweets/reposts/shares. Usually happens when people like or agree with a statement, but are afraid to share on their own profile for fear of being mocked or embarrassed. Usually involves taboo sexual remarks or embarrassing bodily functions.
If someone writes about how all of us have had a crush on a hot cousin at one point or another, and 9.4k people have liked it but only 37 people have retweeted it, that's the Coward's Ratio.
Coward's Ratio by Peter W-N February 26, 2019

Coward's Cotillion 

Punishment for failing to answer a feat of strength when challenged by another man (generally at a bachelor party or other like event).

The coward is required to take three bull-rider shots in a row (the cotillion).
Peter challenged Ross to an arm wrestling contest and Ross was scared he would lose so he rejected the challenge.

Ross is thus a coward and is required to complete the coward's cotillion as restitution for his cowardice.
Coward's Cotillion by BigVR June 3, 2009

take the coward's way out 

to kill oneself;
When faced with financial disaster, Sarah took the coward's way out. I can't believe that Bill would take the coward's way out. His death must have been an accident.

Coward's coke 

Slang term for caffeine, usually in reference to snorting or insufflating the caffeine powder. Used when in need of a quick rush, without much of a euphoria. Also called by friends as yellow 50/200 (In reference to snorting 1/4 or complete double strength Jet Alert pill) or yellow snow or snow flour (Used as a safe word when trying to say snorting caffeine but are in public areas or places when doing this is frowned upon) The results of snorting caffeine are a strong rush and focus, little to no euphoric affects (it depends on the person), and a short burning feeling in the nose. Great if you are going to or at a party and need some energy and are out of coke.
L "Hey man, up for a night of Coward's coke?"
J "Yea man, why not?"
:
K "Dude! What's up?
A "Aye, I'm just picking up some more yellow 50's, what some?"
K "Let's do it!"
:
L "Hey dude, this party is going slow, I'll be in the bathroom with some yellow snow."
J "Hold up dude, let me in on some"
Coward's coke by Yellow L August 10, 2012

Coward's Swastika 

Have fascist beliefs but lack the balls to hang a Nazi flag? Try the coward's swastika, aka the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and a thin blue line keeping them separate. It's very subtle.
"Look at that cop with the coward's swastika mask. I bet that he beats us if we confront him on it"
Coward's Swastika by ridl-the-ridl September 27, 2020

Coward's Swastika 

Got fascist beliefs but don't have the balls to put up a Nazi flag? Try the cowards swastika, AKA the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and the blue line keeping then separate. It's very subtle.
Got fascist beliefs but don't have the balls to put up a Nazi flag? Try the cowards swastika, AKA the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and the blue line keeping then separate. It's very subtle.

"Look at that cop with the coward's swastika mask. I bet he beats us if we confront him on it"
Coward's Swastika by ridl-the-ridl September 27, 2020