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Cow Tippin'

When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.
Not a lot of hot chicks in here tonight. Guess I'll be Cow Tippin' Tonight.
Cow Tippin' by Jermworm February 10, 2013

Cow Tippin'

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"
Cow Tippin' by Maijala April 7, 2011

cow tippin

getting a large group of drunken Sods to tip a cow on its back in the middle of the night.
Hey am pissed lets go cow tippin
cow tippin by Urban Dictionary February 10, 2005

cow-tippin' 

fran: "did you hear about that wild party last night?"
kylie: "woa yeah that was cow-tippin'!"

emma: "these cake pops we're eating are sooo good!"
kylie: "yeah these be cow-tippin'"
cow-tippin' by frankie228 November 11, 2021

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019