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Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 12, 2014
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CowTales Corndog

When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.

Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.
by SaltyOG December 24, 2019
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