CowTales Corndog

When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.

Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.
by SaltyOG December 24, 2019
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Alabama HotPocket

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it
Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket
by SaltyOG February 09, 2019
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