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Cow muncher 

A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows
Cow muncher by Ben Hardy December 11, 2003
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Cowpuncher 

Some body or a group of people who go around to farms and punchers cows in the face!!!
"Cowpuncher sounds like a good idea tonight we have nothing else to do."
Cowpuncher by macdaddyc September 2, 2009

Cowpuncher 

The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?

Cowpunchers 

Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

Cowpuncher 

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.
Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?