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Cow muncher 

A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows
Cow muncher by Ben Hardy December 11, 2003
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Cowpuncher 

Some body or a group of people who go around to farms and punchers cows in the face!!!
"Cowpuncher sounds like a good idea tonight we have nothing else to do."
Cowpuncher by macdaddyc September 2, 2009

Cowpuncher 

A guy that beats the shit out of cattle.
The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?

Cowpunchers 

A group of more than one cowpuncher.
Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

Cowpuncher 

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.
Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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