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Covidtarian 

Someone who eats a concoction from ingredients in their kitchen instead of ordering delivery because Covid 19 means they would otherwise have to risk going out and getting food, and dying... or risk eating food someone delivered, and dying.
I'd love to order a supreme pizza instead, I'll make a Wonder Bread and Kraft single ketchup-toast topped with oregano because I've been a Covidtarian since March 2020 when I lost my job.
Covidtarian by 24MMIASMF7 May 2, 2020

Covitician

A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.
Don't be a covitician, people.

cititarian

someone who avoids suburbs
I'm a cititarian, so I can't go to your show in Edina.
cititarian by tammyray February 23, 2011

cocktarianpuss 

A micromanaging boss who is a cock and thinks he is running shit but is really a puss.
That cocktarianpuss returned my report for corrections again. I can’t stand his fucking know it all ass.
cocktarianpuss by Tool man December 16, 2017

catitarian 

He is a true catitarian for saving that cat from drowning.
catitarian by Felinanthropist September 15, 2019

Costarian 

Someone who throws rocks at cars and ignores warnings
Ethan is such a costarian
Costarian by Collumbus9000 April 23, 2024