Covid Dick

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Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

Covid Dick by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

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Covid dick

The opposite of whisky dick.

When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.

Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.

Karen: Covid dick?

Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!

Covid dick by Zilliondollar July 2, 2020

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Covid Dick

When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.

Covid Dick by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022

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Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.

Covid Dick by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022

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Covid Dick

When you catch covid off your partner via coitus

“Just my luck to get the Ol Covid Dick off my wife”

Covid Dick by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022

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covid-dick

Any phallic based transmission of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) including but not limited to: anal, oral, nasal, esophageal, and retinal.

This dude's got mad covid-dick, but $20 is $20.

covid-dick by TrolleyT June 23, 2020

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COVID-Dick

Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis

COVID-Dick by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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