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Cousin code 

1: Don't date your cousins ex or no cousin code

2: Also don't talk about any of there exs they don't want to know

3: If someone talks about them behind their back tell them
4: Back them up even if it puts you in the wrong

Final 5: Help when needed if you can
Joe: Have you heard about cousin code
Bob: Yea
Joe: Well I slept with Sarah

Bob: Thats my ex
Joe: My bad dude...
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cousincidence 

A coincidence between cousins.
Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.
cousincidence by CousinDan August 25, 2010

Cousincide 

"He moved in with his cousin, the cousin committed cousincide; left him with nothing but cousincide, cousin suicide..."
Cousincide by spaceunderscore November 23, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008